Saturday, April 29, 2023

More Signs

     Tucker is set free by Fox News and who knows where he'll land if he does. Trump continues on his slow descent into irrelevance. Don Lemmon was a little too black for CNN and was also set free. 

    Oh, and I started a new blog dedicated to producing a daily Haiku. Armageddon and Judgement Day are the main topics. Check out Armageddon's Haiku Samurai. It's my take of our future on this planet. Obviously it ends badly sometime in our future but when and how that happens is not known. I started it April 1st and I'm posting one a day.

Armageddon's tool

Poetic prophesy fool

Samurai with words 

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Signs That I was Wrong

 


    So turns out that the frogs have returned. Of course they waited until several days after I wrote The Silence of the Frogs. Just left of the fence is where Phil can never run his riding mower. That's why the folks he hired sprayed it with Roundup. To the right are the sheep that have exposed the weeping spring right in front of the power pole on Mary's property. You can see the water running towards the Blackberry bushes in the ditch. The water on the left stays on their property rather than run into the ditch. It's not as noisy as it's been previously but they are definitely back and putting a smile on my face. Just sayin'.

Thursday, April 06, 2023

The Silence of the Frogs

     Across the street from our house is a seasonal wetland that comes alive after a few days of rain. The chorus of frogs would start once it was wet and they filled the night with their calls. Not any more. Between the drought, the sheep and the Roundup, the frogs are no more. One neighbor put sheep in her pasture and they eliminated whatever plants were associated with this vernal pool. The other neighbor hired some help and they sprayed their area with Roundup, killing everything native to the area. Both of these things along with the drought killed every last frog across road and who knows what else that lived with them in that area. It's a Sign.

Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Fox Hosts are SHOCKED on LIVE TV By MeidasTouch Report


    Fox News is slowly tearing itself apart as it continues to push the lies from the fascist wing of the Republican Party. The cognitive dissonance over there must be at psychopathic levels as reality begins to slowly creep through their consciousness. With over 4 billion in lawsuits hanging over their heads they're still pushing their viewers favorite lies though. That takes a certain amount of balls that even I can appreciate. At least they're consistently fucked up. Just sayin'.     

Saturday, March 11, 2023

New revelations from unsealed court documents between Fox News and Dominion


    Lying sacks of shit. I've been on their case for their propaganda bullshit that they call news for nearly two decades now and I find out that it was worse than I thought. And they're still doing it! That Fucker Tucker with his "alternative history" gaslighting is a large "Fuck You" to the Dominion lawsuit revelations. Tucker's doubling down and I'm not the only American that feels that little shit needs to feel the consequences of his lies up close and personal. From what I'm seeing and hearing from that poor tortured human being we know as Tucker Carlson is a cry for the kind of help that only Jesus can provide. That's why I'm asking the Big Guy to send him His only Son to become Tucker Carlson's own personal Jesus. That way Jesus can admonish him in real time when he strays from the truth or makes that fucked up face as he gazes into his viewers empty heads. As things stand, Tucker doesn't have a chance in Hell to make it to Heaven. With his own personal Jesus anything is possible. Just sayin'.

Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Signs from the New Shredder

     Yes it's true. We bought a new Cross-Cut Shredder that cost a nearly $100 delivered and it's been the been the best deal we've gotten in quite a while. Decided to get a heavy duty home unit that didn't just turn your private documents into 1/4 inch strips that anyone with time on their hands could easily reconstruct. This one turns your paper into confetti and it's been invaluable to our clean-up-our-life program. We're getting our cool stuff under control as we haven't driven by many yard or estate sales without indulging our penchant for acquiring same cool stuff. A big part of this process is dealing with a mountain of old paperwork that goes back for over a decade. We've saved every bill and receipt over that time period and it was time to turn that paper into something useful so we just ordered a Newspaper Briquette Maker to help fuel our woodstove. All in all we're having a great time working our way through our old crap. Our record collection is now on a spreadsheet (nearly 600 albums) and our CD collection is next (600+) after we finish the big shred. We'll be tackling the Purple room next where several walls of books and VHS tapes face an elimination event aimed at returning it to useful status. First editions only when it comes to the books. I have read a ton of fantasy and science fiction paperbacks that I'm soon to be returning to the public sphere. We're accepting any ideas for where their new home might be. Who would have thought that a shredder could bring so much fun into one's life? Not I. Just sayin'.  

Tuesday, February 14, 2023

The Signs of Valentines Day

     Woke up this morning feeling thankful for my partner in life. She's beyond description. She loves and cares for me like there's no one else in her world. She corrects my course at times and does it with my best interest in mind. She's usually right and she puts up with me until I get my head out of my ass long enough to admit it. I am blessed to be loved by such a woman and I look forward to spending the rest of our days together in love. Always remember baby that I love you more than anything. Just sayin'.  

Wednesday, February 08, 2023

More Signs from the Treadmill

     Bounced down to 233 then leveled off at 234 for several days. Thumper hasn't decided what to do with the treadmill yet. Attempted to get him walking on it but that went over like a lead balloon. Over 4 minutes for 3 times a day. The improvements are gratifying to say the least.

    In other news, how about that State of the Union. Republicans reply was a pile of excrement that had nothing to do with everyday Americans. It was Fox Fucking News Propaganda on steroids. She spread that poisonous bullshit with a fucking dump truck. Look at that face people. Is that a face that you can trust? Check those eyes out. See that sparkle of evil lying within? That fear mongering bitch was definitely in her element last night. Just sayin'.

Thursday, February 02, 2023

Signs from the Treadmill

     Yes, it's true. We have a treadmill and last week I cleared the various items adorning same to start using it. I've been at 240 pounds for well over a month now and it was time to take the next step in my weight loss program. Hence the treadmill. I figured that I had gone about as far as I could go without more physical activity so I added it to the mix. I started out at a minute 3 times a day. It didn't seem like much but I've added time every day and suddenly I'm at 235.5 pounds. I haven't been at this weight since my twenties. I'm asking myself what my regular weight might end up being now and I still have no answer. 

    Retirement has been such a blessing. I had no idea at how much of myself I gave to work. It's been almost 18 months since I left that part of my life in the past and I'm finally bringing the energy that made me successful there back where it belongs. Just sayin'.   

Friday, January 27, 2023

NEW: Trump CRIMES were COVERED-UP by Bill Barr’s DIRTY Prosecutor


    To use a phrase that Republicans are fond of, Weaponized DOJ anyone? As usual Republicans are accusing Democrats of doing what they would do in their shoes. Biden is doing a commendable job staying the hell out of DOJ's way from what we can see but Trump obviously subverted the DOJ into a loyal part of his administration. I'm so tired of the bullshit and damn lies from the MAGA crowd. The whole damn lot of them can kiss my white ass. Just sayin'.

Sunday, January 22, 2023

Let's talk about DOJ telling House Judiciary to take a hike....


    I'll admit that I was worried that Insurrectionist Jim Jordan would cause some problems investigating the "Weaponization" of the DOJ. Glad to hear this piece of traitorous trash will get no where investigating the investigation that will put him behind bars. At the very least he should be removed from office for supporting the January 6 insurrection. Just sayin'.

    In other news, Ginger and Thumper are teaming up for playtime now and they get their zoom on quite a bit now. Thumper is starting to act more like home raised kitty than a wildcat and improves in leaps and bounds. We had our bedroom area closed to Thumper at night due to his rambunctious behavior at 5 AM but when I left it open last night I woke up with him curled up by my pillow this morning. I'm hoping that he got the point after a period of no access to us at night but as usual, only time will tell.  

Monday, January 16, 2023

Former Trump Aide Bannon pulls SNEAKY STUNT in criminal trial


    Who still believes that all of the crimes that Trump is his followers have committed are made up and part of some type of conspiracy aimed at removing Trump and all of heroic pieces of trash from positions of power? If you do you are foolish indeed. Just sayin'.

    In other news, Thumper is acting more like a kitten than a full grown cat now that he's settling in to life without balls. He and Ginger chase each other around the front room at least once a day. We're going to be trimming Thumper's nails soon but we aren't looking forward. He's sweet and all but only when he gets his way. Just sayin'. He acts like I would were I in his paws. 

Friday, January 13, 2023

Kevin McCarthy Instantly HUMILIATED at First Press Conference as Speaker


    Two years of this shit show to look forward to. This bullshit should hammer home the fact that MAGA Republicans are on the way out. This is their last gasp before the indictments start flying next month. I'm looking forward to our insurrectionist Speaker of the House getting indicted. Aren't you?

    In other news, does anyone want a Chihuahua? Our little rescue doggy is not working out for us. Not our type of dog I guess. She's happy and healthy and she's a Chihuahua. That third thing is where the issue lies I believe. Going over to the pet rehoming site on FB (or Meta or whatever the fuck they're called now) to post her there. Wish her luck. 

Friday, January 06, 2023

Signs of Recovery!

     It had been about a week since Ginger last took a dump when we gave her a suppository in an effort to pass whatever was holding up the works. Two days later she made her first deposit in over a week. No more fever. Her appetite returned and now she's back to her usual screwed up behavior. Almost glad to have her back. Even with the recent rains our ground is still difficult to penetrate to any depth so I wasn't looking forward to digging her a proper grave anyway. That being said, anyone want a little dog?

    In other signs, 11 votes and still no Speaker of the House. Members of the Insurrectionist Party are holding Congress hostage for whatever bullshit they want now. They already got him to agree to trash the Ethics Committee so that they can continue their illegal activities but that's not enough for those pieces of shit. It's rare to see Republicans not on the same page but there is a very simple solution that will unite them again. They need to purge themselves of their unconstitutional members. Aren't they insurrectionists? Why are these pieces of shit still in office? Don't their recent actions disqualify them from holding office? Just sayin'. There are laws on the books that can be used to remove them from public office. Use them. 

Saturday, December 31, 2022

More Signs Before 2023

     Thumper is starting to mellow out somewhat. He's still playful as hell but no longer has an issue with Blaxter, our outdoor kitty. He does like his time outside but stays close to the house and is usually back in after a short period of time. He's also starting to bond with me like Felix, my previous Manx did. He retrieves his toy when you toss it and follows me around like a little dog. Pure Manx behavior.  

    Speaking of little dogs, Ginger is feeling poorly and getting worse. A visit to the vets is not in the cards due to personal and financial reasons so we take care of her the best we can. She isn't in pain but she's out of it somewhat and is unsteady on her feet. She drinks but won't eat and hasn't vacated her bowels recently. Hopefully she will recover but it doesn't look good. If she shows signs that she's in pain we'll have to take her in and have the dirty deed done properly. We're not looking forward to that eventuality. 

    Just received a cord of wood yesterday afternoon and will be stacking it later this afternoon. It beats paying Pacific Graft & Extortion $500-$700 a month to keep warm. Our central heating/cooling unit is on the fritz anyway so it's really our only workable option. 

    Happy New Year everyone! Hope it keeps you smiling like this last one has for us. Just sayin'.  

Friday, December 30, 2022

Signs at the End of the Year

     Thumper survived his castration and is now a different kitty yet still the same. The thing that got me about the whole process is that we all talk about neutering our pets but we never use the "C" word. When we picked him up from the vets we got a "Certificate of Castration" for Thumper. It actually surprised me because when we use the word "Neuter" we avoid speaking the truth of what happens. The truth is we're having him castrated. If we used the "C" word from the start of the process there would be fewer castrations as castration has a greater negative connotation that travels with it, especially for men. Fewer castrations would not be a good thing so lets keep using "Neuter" when speaking of our beloved pets. Just sayin'.

Sunday, December 25, 2022

Merry "Thumper" Christmas

     Yep, Thumper is still a member of the family and will have his nuts removed tomorrow. He probably won't like his late Christmas present but it will extend his utility as a house kitty by quite a few years. He let us know earlier this week that he was not about to spend anymore time inside without visiting outside so we were forced to let him out. He explored the neighborhood for a while and returned promptly for food a short time later. No more accidents since his release and I've watched his reactions to vehicles enough to know that he's well versed in the dangers of automobiles. All and all it's another groovy Christmas. Have a merry one everyone! 

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Let's talk about Republicans addressing the elephant in the room....


    Maybe they collect them like my mother did. Just sayin'.

Wednesday, December 14, 2022

More on Thumper

     Between getting ready for Christmas and figuring out our new kitty we've been fairly busy since my last entry. Thumper is a puzzle for sure as his behavior plays itself out. I'm beginning to believe that he's quite young and has had very little experience with humans. That being said, he's quite the love bug. It's just that he's awkward about it; like he has no experience at it. We're enjoying his antics as he's playful as hell. He's starting to lose the food fixation and relax a little more as he acclimates to his new situation. We're glad he's come into our lives. Just sayin'. 

Thursday, December 08, 2022

Texas Paul Reveals the TRUTH about Brittney Griner’s Release from Russia...


    Before I watched this, I had no idea of the larger picture and the stakes at play. Sounds like we got an okay deal but not if you're listening to the Right Wing Noise Machine. Just sayin'.