Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Here Comes the Sign

You've got to love the American Family Association. They've come out with a list of sexual orientations that they say will be covered by the new hate crimes bill that is under consideration in congress, a bill they oppose. This is a CHRISTIAN organization mind you. It's pretty jarring to look at this list with "American Family Association" on the top of the page. It also has a bunch of neat words that I've never seen before. The things you learn on the internet!

By the way, I didn't know that masturbation was a sexual orientation. I thought it was just something you did to kill time while you were waiting to hook up with whom/whatever you're looking to hook up with. Silly me.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

the list gave me a boner

FaulknA said...

I got a rise out of it too.

Eric V. Kirk said...

They left out knee fetish!

Anonymous said...

and your bird can sign

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being for the benefit of mr. sign

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if i sign

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why don't we sign it in the road

with a little sign from my friends

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you can't sign that

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you never give me your sign

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you're going to lose that sign

you've got to hide your sign away

FaulknA said...

I meant to say, "Here Cums the Sign" but I'm glad I didn't. Wouldn't have missed that comment for the world.